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Thank you for being patient with the Mafia. We are now back and ready to fuckin kill. Join our family and be the best in all of elfpack, if not, you are our enemy. Prepare, to simply die.





The Mafia Family





New's on positions!
[Lust] - Don
[Blinded Seraphim] - Vice Don
[James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!] - Recruiter, Advertiser, and Events Coordinator
[Voice of the Voiceless] - Bar Owner



If you want to join apply to theThe Mafia Family, if questions talk to the Don[Lust] or the Vice Don [Blinded Seraphim]. Please try and make sure you know what you want to specialize in before you apply! Once joined please visit EP Mafia banners and read the rules at EP Mafia rules. Also enjoy some of the new activities around and have fun!
So for those who need baby steps:
1) Read the list of "Available Positions"
2) Figure out what you want to be.
3) Talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]




If unsure of where you wish to apply, talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]

If you feel they have not answered you talk to the Don and find out why you are not on the list.






Available Positions


The Elfpack Mafia Hospital Guard
Barman/maid
Entertainment
Weapon expert
(please specify)
Assassin
Spy
Accountant
Prostitute/Hoe
Head Mafia Goon
Dr. Death's assistants
Tracker/Problem solver
Political adviser
Undercover Operator
Getaway Driver
Snitch
Others of Demolition
Smuggling
Medical Assistants
Sweeper



To make sure no one ends up kicked out of the mafia we are asking for the members to be at least 15-16 and fairly mature. We dont want dumbass' running around. Thank you for your time.






The Mafia World

EP Mafia Banners located here.
EP Mafia Photos - The Elfpack Mafia photo gallery.
EP Mafia Rules located here.
Want somewhere to hang out visit the EP Mafia Bar.
EP Mafia War We want war.
Missions? The Elfpack Missions
The Elfpack Mafia Gym
Some one sick or hurt? The Elfpack Mafia Hospital
The strip Club




The Mafia Polls
Vote to help with the growth of the mafia.





Mafia News


[We also need people to suply ][Lust][ with pictures of - You looking mafia tough, being a hot mafia member, your mafia car, and how you love the mafia! Prize's are being decided!]



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Contest!

Starting December 10th until Jan 7th get the best X-mass picture you can, can be dirty, mafia-ish, cute, what ever you think will win the contest!
And then we will start a "trophy room" and you will be the first winner!
See more at Mafia contests



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2006-04-25 [W!ld KAT]: yay wendy!!!

2006-04-25 [Wendy]: Thank you, ladies! *blows you strawberry-flavored kisses*

2006-04-25 [Lust]: Hmm

2006-04-25 [W!ld KAT]: yay!! *catches one and eats* i love strawberries!! lol

2006-04-25 [Lust]: New news.

2006-04-25 [W!ld KAT]: news? what changed?

2006-04-25 [Lust]: [Blinded Seraphim] Is second in comand in the Elfpack mafia. He will be in training to be the new Don if needed!

2006-04-25 [W!ld KAT]: ah, gotcha, but there'll be no need of that!!

2006-04-25 [Wendy]: Hmmmm...I'm getting confused about the forum pages. They aren't set up like regular wikis. It's so much easier to see stuff instead of clicking it. Can I put the link in my house? What IS the link?

2006-04-25 [W!ld KAT]: lol, you do *name of wiki ] with out the spaces and stars

2006-04-25 [Wendy]: Oooo! Entertainer? I can do stand-up comedy, act, and sing IRL. I've been professionally trained in all areas since I was tiny. I am still training.

2006-04-25 [Lust]: Here

2006-04-25 [Lust]: <IMG:http://www.elfpack.com/stuff/EPMAFIA.jpg>

2006-04-25 [Lust]: [The Elfpack Mafia@wiki]

2006-04-25 [Lust]: There. Coppy and paste those into your house

2006-04-25 [Lust]: And see.. Forum guide for info on the fourms. They are much diffrent

2006-04-25 [W!ld KAT]: yeah, i bet that helps more huh? lol

2006-04-25 [Wendy]: Thank you!

2006-04-25 [W!ld KAT]: rawr!! so what's new pplz??

2006-04-25 [Deadly Pacifist]: i doodling

2006-04-25 [W!ld KAT]: sounds fun!!

2006-04-25 [Deadly Pacifist]: usually is.

2006-04-25 [Wendy]: I feel kinda depressed that I can't visit Michael, my fiance, in Texas. I also can't get ahold of him right now...

2006-04-25 [Lust]: I can fly

2006-04-25 [W!ld KAT]: i'm sorry wendy!! i'd go check on him for yas if i could!!

2006-04-25 [Wendy]: *smiles really big* An entertainer has to act like nothing bad is happening unless it is part of the show, though!

2006-04-25 [Lust]: O.O

2006-04-25 [W!ld KAT]: hun, no one's askin you to hide it, you can worry all you want,...we're here for yas, that's what makes us a family!!

2006-04-25 [W!ld KAT]: yo!! boss lady!! i got a new assassin!!

2006-04-25 [Lust]: Who? And its Lynney! Seash.. Umm. And anyone seen [Fion Faolan]?

2006-04-25 [W!ld KAT]: it's [silverdagger] and ok, i'm sorry lynney!! and no, not lately,...

2006-04-25 [Lust]: Sure. If he is active.. Seems no one is... *sigh* Kick your assassins in the ass and get them active! Hmm..

2006-04-25 [Deadly Pacifist]: i am 2 lazy to be active online O_O

2006-04-25 [Lust]: Oh shut up. Your active. And sometimes I wanna swat at you

2006-04-25 [W!ld KAT]: *swats at nick* he's pretty active,...so can i have him?

2006-04-25 [Wendy]: I miss Foin Faolan...It's been forever since we've spoken!

2006-04-25 [Deadly Pacifist]: *rubs swatted area*... always with the pain O_O

2006-04-25 [Lust]: Go ahead and have fun with him. Do a share for me as well. And I miss him as well. Its been 80 days...

2006-04-25 [W!ld KAT]: oooh!! *ties nick to chair and grabs whip and handcuffs*

2006-04-25 [Deadly Pacifist]: O_O....this is.... differet ....

2006-04-25 [W!ld KAT]: i dont like the chair thing,...*considers* hey lynney, can i set up an office too?

2006-04-25 [Deadly Pacifist]: O_o....that could be....bad...

2006-04-25 [W!ld KAT]: plz lynney?? plz plz plz?!?!?!?!

2006-04-25 [Lust]: Sure have fun

2006-04-25 [Deadly Pacifist]: uh o O_O

2006-04-25 [Lust]: yes?

2006-04-25 [W!ld KAT]: yay!! *goes to create office of own*

2006-04-25 [Lust]: okay?

2006-04-25 [Lust]: Mafia News

2006-04-26 [Wendy]: LOL! Cute! *buys a mini fridge, fills it with chocolate milk, places it in office*

2006-04-26 [Wendy]: I shouldn't be a barmaid. I don't know drinks. i know entertainment. Lemme entertain you!

2006-04-26 [Wendy]: I have jokes of every kind! I can sing! I can dance sexy! I can tell sad stories! Weird stories! Etc.! I've had formal training! View my profile for more info!

2006-04-26 [Wendy]: *makes chocolate milkshakes for everyone*

2006-04-26 [Deepest_Distance]: woooot

2006-04-26 [Wendy]: Yay! Enjoy, peoples! *passes out the chocolate milkshakes, complete with whipped cream and a cherry on top*

2006-04-26 [Deepest_Distance]: o o o o YAY!!!!1

2006-04-26 [Lust]: O.O

2006-04-26 [Deepest_Distance]: *raises eyebrow*

2006-04-26 [Blinded Seraphim]: i aint that great withdrinks either, i can tell ya some of them though...

2006-04-26 [Lust]: ??

2006-04-26 [W!ld KAT]: *hugs wendy* thanks hunni!

2006-04-26 [Deadly Pacifist]: see this is how you make drinks...you pick randomly then mix... DA TA new drink :D

2006-04-26 [W!ld KAT]: lol, yay!! that's how i did it!!

2006-04-26 [Deadly Pacifist]: lol thas wut my brother and his friends would do in bars in germany... intresting stories

2006-04-26 [W!ld KAT]: lol, i bet!

2006-04-26 [Deadly Pacifist]: ...i like milk *drinks milk*

2006-04-26 [W!ld KAT]: yay!!

2006-04-27 [Wendy]: OMG! Yay! I got into Entertainment! I shall do my best to Entertain you all!

2006-04-27 [Lust]: =)

2006-04-27 [Deadly Pacifist]: *does carlton dance*... i think... wheat thins rule

2006-04-27 [angelicdeath]: hello sir don i spoke with babygirl09 and i heard u need an assassian i may be of ur services *grins*

2006-04-27 [Lust]: Talk to [W!ld KAT] please

2006-04-27 [DRACE]: well looks like your getting the whole kit and coboodle in here

2006-04-27 [soo_almighty]: ooooH!!! i want to join!!!

2006-04-27 [Lust]: O.o... If you want to join talk to me and stop flooding the wiki!!! *glares*

2006-04-27 [Deadly Pacifist]: i want to not be working... i dont get wut i want though

2006-04-27 [Lust]: err.. masterbate?

2006-04-27 [Deadly Pacifist]: O_O no....work... :P

2006-04-27 [Lust]: Ohhh =P

2006-04-27 [Deadly Pacifist]: shyeah...im on my lunch break...i dont wanna go back GHEY

2006-04-27 [Lust]: Aww! No work!

2006-04-27 [Deadly Pacifist]: ....i dont have work 2morrow....but 2day.... work.. at least its not realy gay like drywall or concrete

2006-04-27 [Lust]: Moneh!

2006-04-27 [Deadly Pacifist]: well yeah....money is good... i get paid 2day *dances*...and i got my subs installed yesterday *dances*...but yes i must be getting back to work... yall have fun PEACE

2006-04-27 [Lust]: Buh bys!

2006-04-27 [Deadly Pacifist]: POS!!! YAAAY...new cd yaaay new movie :P

2006-04-27 [W!ld KAT]: i'm getting so many new assassin requests!!!

2006-04-27 [Deadly Pacifist]: sweet

2006-04-27 [W!ld KAT]: i know right? i think i gotta add em tho,...i dont think lynn's here right now,...

2006-04-27 [Deadly Pacifist]: it is possible that she is not.... i need to find my pencil

2006-04-27 [W!ld KAT]: well, go look for it, i'll be waitin in my office for yas, kk? ;)

2006-04-27 [Deadly Pacifist]: LOL ok... :P

2006-04-27 [Lust]: o.o

2006-04-27 [W!ld KAT]: hi lynney!! i have about three new assassins!!

2006-04-27 [Deadly Pacifist]: AHHH *runs and hides*

2006-04-27 [Lust]: I see we have 2.. Who are they all? *watches him*

2006-04-27 [Deadly Pacifist]: *stares from hiding spot*

2006-04-27 [Lust]: *stairs back*

2006-04-27 [Deepest_Distance]: hey ummm just a thought but wondered if i cud create a website for the assassins part of the mafia :O

2006-04-27 [W!ld KAT]: *looks back and forth between them* are you guys ok?

2006-04-27 [Deadly Pacifist]: *gasps and throws rocks at stuff*

2006-04-27 [W!ld KAT]: *tackles nick* please dont throw things, it's not nice!!

2006-04-27 [Deadly Pacifist]: *tackled*...but i dont like those trees they are looking at me weird

2006-04-27 [W!ld KAT]: *looks at trees, glares, they burst into flames* there, that better?

2006-04-27 [Lust]: If you create it for one part you have to do it for it all or it would just simply be unfair.

2006-04-27 [Deadly Pacifist]: ..YEAH :D

2006-04-27 [W!ld KAT]: huh?

2006-04-27 [Deadly Pacifist]: wut?

2006-04-27 [W!ld KAT]: i dont know!!

2006-04-27 [Lust]: Answere to :23:24:36 Dark_angel_06: hey ummm just a thought but wondered if i cud create a website for the assassins part of the mafia :O

2006-04-27 [W!ld KAT]: oh, ok, i'm not usre what she's talkin bout a wiki or a actual website,...but i'll tell her!!

2006-04-27 [Deadly Pacifist]: yeah that

2006-04-28 [Wendy]: Newbie or forgot the word "wiki'? Either way...WELCOME!!!! *gives you cookies and milk*

2006-04-28 [W!ld KAT]: go ahead and tell her lynn, i'm sure she'll understand,...

2006-04-28 [Lust]: Tell what?

2006-04-28 [W!ld KAT]: tell dark angel not to make it

2006-04-28 [Lust]: Not to make what?

2006-04-28 [W!ld KAT]: that assassin website

2006-04-28 [Lust]: Okay? No? I'm lost

2006-04-28 [W!ld KAT]: eh,...nvm,,...i'm confused,...

2006-04-28 [Lust]: So am I!

2006-04-29 [Chelle]: hi

2006-04-29 [Lust]: Welcome!

2006-04-29 [Chelle]: thnx...so wow not many people talking in here

2006-04-29 [B-Raz]: EVERYONE I IS BACK!!!!!!!! kinda lol

2006-04-29 [Lust]: *hugs*

2006-04-29 [W!ld KAT]: ahhh!! *tackles b* just like old times, huh hunni?

2006-04-29 [B-Raz]: lol YAY I was hugged by two of my favrite people :D *huggums you both back*

2006-04-29 [Lust]: *hiss* You already have your boy toys!

2006-04-29 [B-Raz]: what?

2006-04-29 [W!ld KAT]: he was always mine!!

2006-04-29 [B-Raz]: ok i'm confused lol

2006-04-29 [W!ld KAT]: you're mine aren't you b?

2006-04-29 [B-Raz]: well I mean is the don mad at you cause of this?

2006-04-29 [Lust]: ... *glares..* Mine.

2006-04-29 [B-Raz]: who me? lol

2006-04-29 [Lust]: Yes.

2006-04-29 [B-Raz]: oh no people are gonna fight over me

2006-04-29 [Lust]: Chh

2006-04-29 [B-Raz]: chh?

2006-04-29 [Lust]: Its a sound

2006-04-29 [B-Raz]: I know lol I ment why you say it?

2006-04-29 [Lust]: Never mind

2006-04-29 [DRACE]: ...

2006-04-29 [Lust]: ?

2006-04-29 [Malve]: MWAHAHHAAHAHA *sneaks in*

2006-04-29 [Lust]: *watches her* Uh huh

2006-04-29 [Malve]: *busted* eum..... hmmm *grins*

2006-04-29 [Eyes of the Reaper]: Haven't come here in a while... *sits down and watches [Malve] and the Don*

2006-04-29 [Lust]: *tackles*

2006-04-29 [Malve]: *leans against a wall with my head slightly bent down and my hat covering half of my face, hummin on a melody* hm..hm hm hm...

2006-04-29 [Eyes of the Reaper]: lol Why hello! ^.^

2006-04-29 [Lust]: O.o

2006-04-30 [B-Raz]: *walks into the room* hiya everyone

2006-04-30 [Eyes of the Reaper]: 'Ello.

2006-04-30 [Lust]: *pokes all*

2006-04-30 [Eyes of the Reaper]: *ish poked*

2006-04-30 [Lust]: Buh ha ha!

2006-04-30 [B-Raz]: AHHHHHH i've been poked

2006-04-30 [Lust]: Yes, you have!

2006-04-30 [B-Raz]: *risks getting shot and pokes the don*

2006-04-30 [Eyes of the Reaper]: *watches* o.o

2006-04-30 [Lust]: *blinks* O.o.. *growls*

2006-04-30 [B-Raz]: uh oh I think i'm in trouble now

2006-04-30 [Lust]: *Tackles you down and farts on you* hmp.

2006-04-30 [B-Raz]: oof

2006-04-30 [Lust]: Buh ha ha

2006-04-30 [B-Raz]: that wasn't nice

2006-04-30 [Malve]: *smirks*

2006-04-30 [W!ld KAT]: hallo!!

2006-04-30 [Lust]: It was nice! Seash! Ello!

2006-04-30 [W!ld KAT]: hallo!

2006-04-30 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *tackles the sanna and lynney*

2006-04-30 [Lust]: *falls back* Ouch... Pay back for the kick eh?

2006-04-30 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *nods* yup!

2006-04-30 [Lust]: Gerrr!! *bites*

2006-04-30 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *screams like a little girl and bites back*

2006-04-30 [Blinded Seraphim]: now children, do i have to seprate you...WITH A CHAINSAW!

2006-04-30 [Lust]: *Bites harder*

2006-04-30 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: you do know im the lawyer here...

2006-04-30 [Lust]: *stops biting* So...? I can get an assassin to force you do do what I want? And I'll send my spy's on you! BUH HA HA! (j/k of course)

2006-04-30 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: sure lynney, sure...

2006-04-30 [Lust]: Heyy! Gerr! *Chews on you more*

2006-04-30 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *bites* stop!

2006-04-30 [Wendy]: *the chinchilla squad gives everyone some chocolate milk*

2006-05-01 [Chelle]: hey every1

2006-05-01 [Wendy]: The chinchillas say that chocolate is better to chew on. They have special chinchilla chocolate that they can eat so that they don't get sick. *the chinchillas set up a table of fudge monkeys, monkey-shaped fudge*

2006-05-01 [Lust]: O.o.. *sits on him* Ger

2006-05-01 [W!ld KAT]: *takes a fudge monkey and hugs wendy* you know just what i need after washing cars all day,...

2006-05-01 [Malve]: *picks up a deck of cards, sits down on the floor and starts making a card house*

2006-05-01 [Lust]: *keeps blowing on it*

2006-05-01 [Malve]: :O

2006-05-01 [Lust]: *looks innocent*

2006-05-01 [Malve]: *face slowly begins to turn into a slight of red*.. hmph *takes a deep breath and builds another house*

2006-05-01 [Lust]: *giggles and blows*

2006-05-01 [Malve]: *picks up all of my cards and puts the deck back into my pocket*

2006-05-01 [Blinded Seraphim]: that wasnt nice boss :P

2006-05-01 [Voice of the Voiceless]: *Transmutes a rock into a long barreled revolver* =D it tis awesum!

2006-05-01 [Malve]: hey guys I made a "mafia" picture of myself and put it up in my house XD I got me hat and me cards aswell mwahaha

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